Welcome to Smarm Incorporated!

Sometimes you just have to say things in an extremely sarcastic and possibly condescending way. Of course, that's pretty obvious to most folk anyway. We here at Smarm Incorporated believe that social intricacies and the complicated speech dance that is political correctness shouldn't hinder your ability to have an opinion. So, it won't. We're here to deliver news and opinions with the social grace of drunken elephants. So it is said, so it is done, by the keystrokes of new blogger and soon to be obscure lost to the void site, enjoy your stay.